| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
“If you declare with your mouth, Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |