Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| “If you declare with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord’, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9 |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee