| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair