| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones. |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |