| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
| It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish will always stink from the head down. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute