How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us
A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |