Strawberry Festival – Plant City FL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil.

Favorite Verses

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Dirt Word

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Ronism

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger problem than needing to do laundry.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.