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| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
Only a real friends can distinguish between a real, I’m doing alright and a fake one. Only a real friend can tell there is hurt in your smile
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |