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Big Lizard Wisdom

Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.

Favorite Verses

How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?

Dirt Word

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Ronism

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet.  Days later, he retracted that statement.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.