Commit to the Lord, whatever you do and your plans will succeed
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |