| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips