You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| Remember when digging yourself in a hole, the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So keep digging or start climbing. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.