| I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress in comparison is a lot less boring. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.