| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.