| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter is driving. |
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings
| You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |