| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas