| Today you can be a problem or solve a problem. That’s a choice only you can make. Will you be a difference in someone’s life or make a difference. |
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?