| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future
When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |