| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |