The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty