| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”. |
People who have faith do not need a explanation for what’s going on. People who don’t have faith won’t believe any explanation you give them.
| Only two people have given their life for you, Jesus and the American Soldier. Thank one and pray to the other. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |