| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
It’s better to be hated for the things you’ve done than be loved for the things you didn’t
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.