| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
| “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 |