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Big Lizard Wisdom

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Ronism

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Ronosophy

You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.