Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |