Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |