If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Which is stronger, the words of the living or the silence of the dead.
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty. |