If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light. |
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| You want to know how a country family is doing? Look at their barns, not their houses. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?