Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| Lesson for the day: kids only want to be loved, held, appreciated, and wanted. So if you don’t have time for your child, make it, or one day they won’t have time for you. |
| If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right