Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath