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Big Lizard Wisdom

Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen.  So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting.

Favorite Verses

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Dirt Word

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips