| Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes