Expecting life to reward you because you try hard is like expecting a bull not to charge at you cause you don’t eat steaks.
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Adversity is not the reaction of self to unforeseen hardships, rather the action taken by self to muscle forward rather than try and go around. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |