Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.
| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off