| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.