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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win.

Dirt Word

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.