When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
| We can talk to kings and presidents and can inspire armies and countries. We can verbally give hope but change will only come about with actions, not words. |