| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose
| When you no longer exist to change, then you no longer exist, because living is found in the journey and death arrives with you at the destination. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.