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Big Lizard Wisdom

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Favorite Verses

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Dirt Word

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Ronism

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronosophy

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.