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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.

Dirt Word

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.