| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” |