| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
God is always there in the midst of chaos.
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |