One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.