I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |