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Big Lizard Wisdom

Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so.

Favorite Verses

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Dirt Word

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronism

You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right.  You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping.

Ronosophy

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.