Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
The further society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those of us that speak it