Patience with others, is Love. Patience with self, is Hope. Patience with God, is FAITH.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |