| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |