Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |