I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision
| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory