| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| Best line in a movie “they’re almost like gods”. “Ma’am, there’s only one god, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” – Captain America |
Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route. I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot
| Your freedom took a soldiers life. Your life took a savior’s sacrifice. Old glory still waves at the foot of an old rugged cross. |