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Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Favorite Verses

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Dirt Word

Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll.

Ronism

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?

Ronosophy

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.