| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease. Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate. |
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.