| A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations. My wife is my best friend. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |