Truckfest in Peterborough UK Gets LICKED Gallery 2
10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love