| If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road. All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks. |
| Tough is not what you get by winning or succeeding, it’s the losses and failures that build toughness, thus allowing you the strength to win. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |