The only walls that will confine you are the ones that you build yourself
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |