|I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.|
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
|Why is it things we love in live leave way too quickly and things we hate seem to never go away.|
|You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim.|
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.