|It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.|
|I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.|
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.
|Somewhere a village is missing their idiot . Let me call them.|
|Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank.|