Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love

Favorite Verses

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Dirt Word

“Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.”  James 1:26

Ronism

The pain you feel when someone leaves your life is directly based on how much they were loved when they were in it.

Ronosophy

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.