Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?

Favorite Verses

Do not whisper into your lovers ear, rather whisper into there hearts then it will be their soul you kiss rather than there lips

Dirt Word

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.

Ronism

We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given.

Ronosophy

The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty.