Swirly Earl
Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.
A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
Sometimes the best laid plans are underminded by good intentions and detailed by common sense because instead of planning you should have been doing.
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
