Swirly Earl
Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.
Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |