Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Dirt Word

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Ronism

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Ronosophy

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.