Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.

Favorite Verses

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.

Dirt Word

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronism

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.

Ronosophy

Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter.