Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Favorite Verses

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.

Dirt Word

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronism

Truth is never spoken, it’s lived. Honesty isn’t instilled, it’s instinctive. Love isn’t taught, it’s learned. Death isn’t the end, it’s the beginning.

Ronosophy

Today don’t just settle for someone for therein lies the problem.  Even in your loneliness find the right someone that makes a difference.