Cousin Johnny
Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !
| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?
| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
