Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Favorite Verses

Many folks come upon a bridge that is out of order and turn around to find another route.  I prefer to get out of the car and continue on foot

Dirt Word

If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living.  Don’t repair rather revive yourself.

Ronism

What you say does not purify you .  Where you live doesn’t identify you.  What you do doesn’t solidify you.  Your beliefs are what both defy and define you.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.