Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

Fear and Faith cannot occupy the same space

Favorite Verses

You know in the Lick, we’re so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and so stubborn that we could outstare the sun.

Dirt Word

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Ronism

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.

Ronosophy

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”