Big Juicy

Big Juicy

Big Juicy is our front office assistant and Amy’s right hand woman. When it comes to running our day to day office duties and keeping everything peachy, she’s our girl. She takes care of The Lick and makes sure it stays nice and clean, and also makes sure the crazy customers don’t get to out of control. She’s tougher than a two-dollar steak, so don’t come around here acting up!

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Favorite Verses

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Dirt Word

Easter Bunny beware.  Food is scarce at the house and I got rabbit boxes all over the yard.  If you ain’t slick, you’re going to get licked.

Ronism

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

Ronosophy

Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine.