Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Favorite Verses

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.