Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Facebook Twitter

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Dirt Word

If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?

Ronism

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Ronosophy

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.