Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Favorite Verses

Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.

Dirt Word

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronism

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Ronosophy

Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up.