Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Favorite Verses

If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.

Dirt Word

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.

Ronism

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island.

Ronosophy

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.