Lizard Staff

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.