Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Favorite Verses

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

Dirt Word

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Ronism

If you are going to eat it don’t name it

Ronosophy

To the ones who feel alone, seem lost, think nobody cares, go to bed alone, cry with no shoulder, and the ones in the left field, I respect you, because I used to be you.