Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Favorite Verses

Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife.

Dirt Word

I guess that since light travels faster than sound that’s why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.

Ronism

Hands hold, feet carry, eyes see, ears hear, but the heart feels. You can lose one of the above and still find your way, but lose your heart and you’re lost forever.

Ronosophy

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell