Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

Stop wasting time trying to put the pieces back together.  Leave them scattered on the floor and move on.  What lies ahead is greater than what lies behind.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.

Ronosophy

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen