Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan’s Island. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |