Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love.

Favorite Verses

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Dirt Word

Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is.

Ronism

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Ronosophy

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.