Lizard Staff
Owners/Operators
Ron Shirley
“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”
Amy
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.
I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Tears of joy often come from intense battles of mental warfare in which one finally realized that happiness is simplicity personified by love. |
If cats and dogs didn’t have any fur would you still pet them?
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.