Lizard Staff

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”