Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him.

Favorite Verses

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Dirt Word

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronism

I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.

Ronosophy

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.