Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.

Favorite Verses

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

Love can hurt you, trust can kill you, and being honest will get you hated.  But by doing these you will always be able to live with no regrets.

Ronosophy

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are