Lizard Staff

Owners/Operators

Ron Shirley

“If I tell You A rooster can pull a freight train, you'd better hook 'em UP!”

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Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must question the true value of the diamond.

Favorite Verses

Tim Tebow can throw a football sixty yards on one knee. Amy Shirley is so strong she can throw Tim Tebow farther than that.

Dirt Word

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronism

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronosophy

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.