Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

The longest sentence in the world is “I do.”

Favorite Verses

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal.

Dirt Word

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronism

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronosophy

A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul.