Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Favorite Verses

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

Ronosophy

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.