Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection.

Favorite Verses

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Dirt Word

If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Ronism

Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.