Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick
Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
You;ll find that most people who remember happiness are the ones that have the worst memory
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
