Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ability is like wealth, the people that have the most of it, share the least of it.

Favorite Verses

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Dirt Word

Daughters are suppose to run to daddy not from him, Sons hold moms not hit them, Life’s cruelest joke ids convincing kids their grown before they can be kids.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the dirt road and trails that got you there.