Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Favorite Verses

We have to at time let our kids leave, but we NEVER at any time have to let them go, you can hold on to a memory for a lifetime an a child even longer.

Dirt Word

I used to think it was all about getting up.  But now I realize it’s about going on, not stopping, not quitting even if you have to crawl on your knees.

Ronism

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Ronosophy

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.