Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.

Favorite Verses

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Dirt Word

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

Ronism

Tomorrow to be unknown, yesterday to be forgotten, today to be determined. Make sure if you’re guessing, forgetting, or wondering, you’re at least doing.

Ronosophy

Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later.