Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are

Favorite Verses

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Dirt Word

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronism

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Ronosophy

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.