Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Favorite Verses

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Dirt Word

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Ronism

If you  want to see the interior of a man’s heart, see the way he treats those below him.  not the one;s beside him

Ronosophy

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.