Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Dirt Word

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.