Amy – The Real Boss of the Lick

Amy

Amy is the Vice President as well as the backbone of the company. She is the horsepower that makes the company run ahead of the big dogs and the big dog when someone thinks they can come in and run over the company.

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate.

Ronism

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Ronosophy

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view?