Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny

Cousin Johnny is a jack of all trades. He tries his best at repos and towing… however his strong suit is definitely running our merchandise booths at meet and greets. If you have been to one of our meet and greets, this is the guy you will remember. He completely turned his life around and has become a very intricate part of Lizard Lick Towing and one of Ronnie’s closest relatives !

Big Lizard Wisdom

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Favorite Verses

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Dirt Word

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Ronism

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork?