Big Juicy

Big Juicy

Big Juicy is our front office assistant and Amy’s right hand woman. When it comes to running our day to day office duties and keeping everything peachy, she’s our girl. She takes care of The Lick and makes sure it stays nice and clean, and also makes sure the crazy customers don’t get to out of control. She’s tougher than a two-dollar steak, so don’t come around here acting up!

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Favorite Verses

Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

Dirt Word

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Ronism

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s

Ronosophy

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.