Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9

Favorite Verses

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Dirt Word

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.