Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl

Swirly Earl is one of our repo agents/transporters. He gets the job done without any fuss or lip… and that’s why Ronnie likes him so much! He is also a pro-wrestler on the side so he is as entertaining a three eyed dog trying to herd blind chickens. He’s a great guy, who’s definitely one of a kind.

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.

Favorite Verses

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call

Dirt Word

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Ronism

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them.  Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Ronosophy

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?